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soz:

wrenslastlaugh:

Tulane University

Police

Department

OFF CAMPUS THEFT

DATE & TIME OF OCCURRENCE: December 10, 2010, at approximately 5:41 a.m.

LOCATION: 7400 Block of Hampson, near Cherokee.

REPORTED OFFENSE: The student was approached at the intersection by a subject on foot with his hands in…

A lot of idiots go to my school.

(Source: wrenlaughslast, via soz)

soz:

Me: what did you do tonight?

Him: i was at a birthday

Me: my phone is out of credits or i would have called you when i got back from london

Me: did you have a lot of fun?

Him: yes

Him: i just came back home

Him: 10 min ago

Me: taxi?

Him: velib :)

Me: HAHAHA so dangerous

Him: yes

Me:…

(Source: soz)